I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”
OH MY GOD
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Just saw “Star Trek Into Darkness.”
It was really good, and as for Benedict Cumberbatch’s performance, let me just say: holy shit.
Never have I ever simultaneously loved and hated a villain as much as John Harrison. 10/10 would recommend.
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
God bless the men in the army…..
(Source: sopiasexual)
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
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This is not a ferret, what is this? A weasel?
It’s a stoat. And now I will never be happy until I have one.
im gonna die
the butt shake in the second GIF and it’s doing an ouroboros in the fourth GIF asdfghjkl h e l p
(via team-roosterteeth)
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